The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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