ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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