She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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