We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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