He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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