Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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