We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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