my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
