Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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