To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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