i just google imaged poop.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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