There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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