Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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