she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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