i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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