I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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