his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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