Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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