Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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