i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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