i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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