she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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