Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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