she is the kim kardashian of front butts
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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