drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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