how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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