Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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