6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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