Do you still have your period?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
