I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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