Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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