this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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