But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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