I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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