I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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