im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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