just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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