We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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