part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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