In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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