I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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