ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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