my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
