Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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