So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i barfeds in our rink
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
is that a dick in a sweater?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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