The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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