hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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