$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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