I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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