hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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