Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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