Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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