I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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