with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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