do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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