We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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