Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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