Dual....:-)
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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