: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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