i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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